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"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 09/10/2015 at 13:44 • Filed to: None

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Leon711 > TheHondaBro 09/10/2015 at 13:48

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Oh Jezebel! You always find new and exciting ways to make browsing Jalopnik/oppo NSFW.

Wacko > TheHondaBro 09/10/2015 at 13:48

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I had a WTF moment too, then I saw it was Jezebel.

yamahog > TheHondaBro 09/10/2015 at 13:48

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It’s from Millihelen, which oddly enough, is typically a makeup subblog. Gotta make them clicks somehow, I guess.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > TheHondaBro 09/10/2015 at 13:48

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lolwut

Blondude > TheHondaBro 09/10/2015 at 13:51

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Kinja is fucked for me and the popular stories bar is huge and at the bottom of the page.

This is terrifying.

Tekamul > TheHondaBro 09/10/2015 at 13:53

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Their business model confuses the fuck out of me.

Socia justice, celebrity stalking and risque fodder for teenagers. $$$

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > TheHondaBro 09/10/2015 at 13:55

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And some things cannot be unseen.

For Sweden > yamahog 09/10/2015 at 13:55

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Maybe that disaster of an article was a metaphor for poorly applied makeup?

Party-vi > TheHondaBro 09/10/2015 at 14:00

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Oppositelock, bitching about Jezebel

yamahog > For Sweden 09/10/2015 at 14:02

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Perhaps, I didn’t click though. Lead image looks like someone being engulfed by a giant wad of chewed bubblegum.

Sam > yamahog 09/10/2015 at 14:06

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That’s exactly what I thought, actually.

macanamera > yamahog 09/10/2015 at 14:07

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I honestly think “I Fuck Supermodels” would have gotten more clicks...

For Sweden > yamahog 09/10/2015 at 14:08

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The gist of the article is, in bullet points

author is fat, so she apparently has authority on the subjet, but not too fat, because eww

author is brave enough to find fat people attractive and have sex with them

author is hot, like, really hot, so much hotter than you, like Amy Shumer “I can catch a dick anytime I want” hotter than you

author immediately confronts you with the fact you’re not having enough sex with enough fat people

fat people are granted humanity by the author having sex with them

author will not approach men because men should read her mind because traditional gender roles are cool

macanamera > Party-vi 09/10/2015 at 14:08

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Macanamera bitching about Party’s comment on Oppositelock bitching about Jezebel.

Ash78, voting early and often > Tekamul 09/10/2015 at 14:13

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So it’s an analog for the average 20-something female brain?

/i ain’t even running from this comment

Ash78, voting early and often > TheHondaBro 09/10/2015 at 14:13

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!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

And if you happen to gag and vomit on the news, just keep reading. It’s not that gross.

For Sweden > macanamera 09/10/2015 at 14:14

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For Sweden bitching about everyone bitching about bitching about contrarian because only For Sweden can be contrarian

Party-vi > For Sweden 09/10/2015 at 14:17

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Party-vi bitching about For Sweden bitching about Macnamera bitching about Party-vi bitching about Oppositelock bitching about Jezebel.

Tekamul > Ash78, voting early and often 09/10/2015 at 14:17

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I was kind of hoping no, it’s not. But I’ve seen the J-Bel comments.

nermal > macanamera 09/10/2015 at 14:18

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They need to bring somebody like Tom Brady in as a guest author for an informative guide:

“How to fuck supermodels, by Tom Brady”

Step 1: Be Tom Brady

Step 2: Fuck supermodels

fin.

crown victor victoria > TheHondaBro 09/10/2015 at 14:20

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It’s a story, and does not have to also be “news.”

Plus it’s in the Popular panel, so it’s there because a ton of people are already reading it.

Tekamul > macanamera 09/10/2015 at 14:22

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Be careful.

I once commented on a story about “I fuck LaCrosse players”, and got banhammered. Anything so easy is often a trap.

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > TheHondaBro 09/10/2015 at 14:24

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What a dumb article.

TheHondaBro > Party-vi 09/10/2015 at 14:25

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Quit bitching, you bunch of bitchers.

TheHondaBro > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 09/10/2015 at 14:26

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It certainly didn’t have to have that title.

BKosher84 > TheHondaBro 09/10/2015 at 14:30

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But, but, but, but... THE CLICKS!!! MY PRECIOUS!

Party-vi > TheHondaBro 09/10/2015 at 14:32

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Don’t be bitchy and bitch at us to stop bitching.

TheHondaBro > Party-vi 09/10/2015 at 14:35

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yamahog > For Sweden 09/10/2015 at 14:42

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Yup, definitely going to continue not clicking. Woof.

LongbowMkII > For Sweden 09/10/2015 at 14:57

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ironically the author is not even fat...

LongbowMkII > TheHondaBro 09/10/2015 at 14:59

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I fuck fat people too.

Where’s my cookie...or cake.

mmm...cake.

macanamera > For Sweden 09/10/2015 at 15:02

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TLDR

fer swedn iz a bich

For Sweden > LongbowMkII 09/10/2015 at 15:05

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maybe she’s phat

For Sweden > macanamera 09/10/2015 at 15:06

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tru

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > TheHondaBro 09/10/2015 at 15:28

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I’m just here for the gangbang

TheHondaBro > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 09/10/2015 at 16:02

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Welcome! There are drinks and snacks to the left, and to the right is the dressing rooms.